This could kill you and or a loved one

Hi Everyone,

Does today's topic title seem to be dire? Well, unfortunately it is! Each and every year thousands of humans are killed by it and there seems to be no end to it. What really bothers me is that people don't take it seriously enough and that is when it can kill them. Sometimes without even a warning. It can be the most gentle of things and at other times it can even make mountains into mole hills. The insideous thing about it is that in moderation it actually helps us, but, over indulge in it and it will kill you.

Unfortunately, in this country, Republicans have no plans to combact this killer. But on the other side of the aisle, the Democratics also have no plans. Why not? This has been a problem to people and animals since the creation of the world. So why hasn't someone, some company or some country found a way to arrest this issue? People don't believe there is a problem until they are faced with it and their potential demise. By then a solution may be too late for them.

What is this problem, that it is so wide spread and found around our entire planet???? It is called dihydrogen monoxide. As I said before, this stuff, dihydrogen monoxide, is crucial to all living things on earth. But too much of it can and will kill you in a matter of seconds. Where is the big government agency to help set up guidelines to help protect us all from getting too much of it? There is really only one reason and one reason alone. That is because dihydrogen monoxide is really H2O or water!! April fools!!! Did I get you?

Til next week.

Peter