The Lighter Side

Hi Everyone,

Sometimes we all need a break from our daily lives and the world in which we live, to take a look at the lighter side. That's what today's blog is all about; the lighter side of life. I found these in a free publication in our local grocery store. Imagine, something free! These are just the ones with a tad of common sense tucked into them. The following are called Ponderisms:

1. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

5. Have you noticed that since everyone has a video camera phone these days, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?

6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

7. All of us could learn a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

8. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

9. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

11. If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares, why is there a song about him?

12. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

13. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

14. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what in the world is baby oil made from?

15. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

I hope you enjoyed these Ponderisms.

Til next week when I'll return to the real world.

Peter